My new bff: Threadbanger

I cannot begin to describe my joy at having found this glorious new best friend forever. Threadbanger knows my needs, talks to be when I'm low, teaches me things and is always encouraging. All I want is a cape, a damn cape. Why is that so hard. No I don't want a hood so I can look like a hobbit. I want a SUPERHERO cape. Climb on your bike, close your eyes and head down hill. WHAT IS MISSING? A DAMN CAPE!!! With the letter "A" bravely emblazoned on it so all will see my gloriousness. How do you get such an item you ask. You have to sew it yourself. You can do it, believe in yourself (enter Threadbanger). The machine will only sew over your finger if you put your finger in the path of the needle, you idiot. More to come.